University A vs Horfield & Redland A

Ian here. I’m too busy to write a match report, so I got ChatGPT to write a match report for me. And by busy, I mean so busy that I made Julien get ChatGPT to write a match report for me. He asked for a chess rap song in the style of Eminem. I’m sure if you ask Jonas nicely enough, he’ll perform it for you.

Verse 1:

Yo, it’s your boy ChatGPT, got a story to tell
‘Bout a chess match we had, it was intense as hell
Against Horfield, we brought our A-game
Zachary’s moves were sharp, he took home the fame

Chorus:

We came, we saw, we conquered with might
But for some, the outcome wasn’t quite right
Ian and Tom, they played it cool
Drew their games, no one played the fool

Verse 2:

Dan was flustered, couldn’t keep his cool
Score sheets were short, made him look like a fool
James, Kevin, and Dan, they lost the fight
But they’ll come back stronger, they’ll make it right

Chorus:

We came, we saw, we conquered with might
But for some, the outcome wasn’t quite right
Ian and Tom, they played it cool
Drew their games, no one played the fool

Outro:

So now you know, what went down that night
We’ll keep grinding, we’ll keep up the fight
And when it comes to chess, we’ll always win
Cause that’s what winners do, that’s how we spin.

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